Hetalia: Hail Britannia!"It's true what they say, you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family."
After a full day working with the Allies, England was exhausted. He decided to take the long way home today so he could admire the beautiful scenery around him, suddenly a White Rabbit appears from nowhere "come you little creature! Come to uncle Iggy!" England gleefully announced as he began to chase the Rabbit into a nearby park. Suddenly the sound of a large gun echoed in the wind as the poor Rabbit fell down dead, in horror England looked around to see where the shot came from, there stood The Republic of Ireland holding a Sniper Rifle with a disappointed look on his face "Wait was he trying to hit me!?!" England thought as he began to panic, there was an awkward silence as the wind blew, until it was interrupted "so England, may I ask why you are near my place?" Ireland asked to which England replied as fast as he could and in a stern voice "I didn't mean to come here Ireland; I was simply chasing
Hetalia: Millennium - Chapter 2"In 1940, I had a plan to take England by surprise. without the rest of the Allies to help him out I knew it would be a matter of time before England would fall" - Germany's Journal, 31st of October 1940
After the bombs had stopped dropping and the fighting had ceased Germany began to devise his plan to bring down England, he knew that even though England had the disadvantage of having less men; he wouldn't go down so easily. Germany knew if he wanted to capture England, he would have to work fast and come up with a battle plan within the short space of time he had. Germany remembers what he said to Italy the night before, both Italy and Germany were sitting around the campfire telling stories of their pasts and the other countries they had encountered along the way, until Germany told Italy some distressing news "Italy, I know today was hell for you so think of this as a reward; I am allowing you to return to your house for a little while, two weeks or so" Italy's face lit up as he th
Hetalia: Millennium - Chapter 1"It all started back then, during the war that I started. After a humiliating defeat several years ago none of the countries took me seriously; I had only one thing on my mind, revenge." - Germany's Journal, 15th of November 1940
"Germany! We are currently receiving a broadcast that appears to be coming from England's house" informed a Soldier while walking down a hallway with Germany; they both enter a room where the broadcast is playing on the radio "Do you hear me Germany! This is war! You won't get away with it this time!" the broadcast then came to a sudden halt; Germany stepped outside the room and proceeded to punch the wall in anger.
"But I knew that if I wanted to conquer the countries that shunned me I would need help, but instead of Allies I recruited my friends, my only friends, and for that I paid the Ultimate Price."
The sounds of screaming and explosions can be heard as the sun then shines upon a great battlefield soaked in blood. Italy and Germany are holding their grou